Can You Make the Sessions Today? No. Tomorrow? Don't Think So.

Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to be able to lift my leg like that. No, I don't think I'm going to be doing any breathing thank you very much. You want me to put what where? Not in this lifetime. Sure, I'll lift my arm... but not right this second. After all, I'm very busy right now. Shoulders down? Well. The nerve. Do you really think bending in this position is worthwile? And, I'm sure you also think that clasping my hands behind my head is something that I would want to do. Well, you're wrong. You're completely wrong wrong wrong. Why don't you just take your "pilates" or whatever it's called somewhere else. Somewhere where people give a damn!