Hobos? No!
There are huge spiders here in the NW that can gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!
Upon this grave bad news that I just heard, I am moving to Greenland. Ha-ha! They fooled us last time, but this time it'll work: I'm looking for a place that's-a all covered in ICE, where nary a hobo spider will try to take residence.
Carefully: It is a hobo. It has no affinity. It can claim capture to the soft inner-thigh kingdom annexed in your pantleg (God save us with tighter pants!) and just (like you might remember) gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!
Upon this grave bad news that I just heard, I am moving to Greenland. Ha-ha! They fooled us last time, but this time it'll work: I'm looking for a place that's-a all covered in ICE, where nary a hobo spider will try to take residence.
Carefully: It is a hobo. It has no affinity. It can claim capture to the soft inner-thigh kingdom annexed in your pantleg (God save us with tighter pants!) and just (like you might remember) gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!
posted by c'est trivial at 1:16 PM
1 Comments:
I prefer a different kind of hobo.
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