Short Long Weekend in Florida Recap

I was in Florida for my cousin's wedding. Here's what the pool looked like after a team (me included) of people blew up a million balloons under the sweltering sun:

I had a really good time and got to see a lot of my family.

My dad likes to tell stories.

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I even got to meet my cousin's kid, the Littlest Lobbyist. Does that make me his second cousin? Either way, he's a darling and will probably be president one day: