What's the Stink About Sideways?

Pretty much everything. Unless you think watching a long boring movie about two overprivledged white males in the throes of midlife crisis against a backdrop of a load of blithering idiot winos sounds like quality entertainment. And if you do, why do you read C'est Trivial? The pinnacle of good taste and enlightening conversation.

Yeah. Winos. That's what they are.

From start to the long-awaited finish (ha. a pun for you) this movie was just dumb, dumb, dumb.

It did, however, put me in the mood to drink.