Attention! Attention!

No more 'tini!

Enough is enough! Appletini, crantini, granolatini! C'mon! GOLFTINI!

Besides. Everyone knows its Bourbon season.

After all 'dat Bourbon, yer gonna be burpin'!

A quickie

Say this the next time someone gives you semi-bad news or you hear a really bad joke**


(Click for the answer!)


**Here's an example of a bad joke:
Q: Do you have a sweet tooth?
A: I might have something that will come in candy

Couple Things

Don't I look worried in my top upper-righthand picture now? I was a cool cucumber with a breadstick before, and now it looks like I'm bookish and running from the law.

(Hint: I took that picture myself!)

And lastly, people working on this WEBSITE still think this is very funny.

Remembering Me

One of my fondest memories.

Secret! Don't Tell Anyone

These pumpkins you see here (by the way, I took this picture though it looks like a total Getty Image) were never, I repeat, never carved into Jack-o-Lanterns.



Do you think it's too late?

I Just Like These

I'm really not sure why!

Nostalgia Rages Unabated Over Latest Realization

Will Thanksgiving be the same without these?


Will life be expected to continue as usual with this loss?

Not only is this a matter of individual disappointment, it could also be a matter of National Security!

All that's left now are the memories, though at the time I claimed T.Amnesia!

I Got Some New Glasses

I think they're hawt,


a tiny bit elderly,



and really, really flattering.

Of course, they're not really new glasses! I just popped the dark lense outta the frame. What for? For fun!

P.S.
The other day my parents have been married for forty years! Congratulations Ma y Pa!

Sorry

Sing We Christmas?

I don't get it. It's not like I ever say, "Go we drinking" or "Eat we food."

But, maybe I'll start.
Those fuckers.

(this is an example of a post where sometimes internal dialogue makes it out and still makes no sense.)

A Taste of Old Halloween

Someone doesn't like wearing wigs.

Can you guess, am I
A) Diana Ross
B) Olympic Figure Skater
C) An iPod
D) Dorothy Dandridge*

*Yes, now that I have this dumb wig, I'm totally going to be DD next year! (Um, this is a MAJOR clue!!)

I got one more thing to say

About standard time. What's your deal anyway? You just wake up late and give up early. I mean, how is a busy professional supposed to get anything done like this?

It is technically 2:30 in the afternoon right now. And, it is dark as hell outside. I know, you'll say, "The Puge, Gabi! What were you thinking!?!" And, you're right and all, but I'm taking my claim up with Standard Time more than the lovely Pacific Northwest, that I love, where I stay.

Anyway.

Note to Musicians

I got something to say!

Children talking nonsense and giggling on records is over. Cease and desist. Special emphasis to you creators of down-tempo deep house--please refrain from recording your niece saying "It's cold outside" or "I'm walking" or "I love you" and setting that phrase on a forever-and-ever-neverending-loop. I've had enough. That means you Boards of Canada!

Love,
Gabi

P.S.
Halloween is so last year.