My Parents Had a Good Time in Seattle
That is until they were brutally kidnapped, against their will...
Here's the kidnapper:
And forced to cross a floating bridge to Snoqualmie Falls.
Yes!
No!
No tribulation is worse than this!
Butt seriously, doesn't it look like they're in a third world since they're so crammed into the little backseat of my car? I made them act scared, they obliged. They're good people.
Later, they insisted on having crab for dinner.
Demanding!
I didn't say no even though I don't have appropriate tools to de-shell crabs; we used needle-nosed pliers. Worked well!
Also, my refrigerator has never been so full. It was all loaded with things that we never buy like Diet Pepsi or Smirnoff Ice, which inexplicably, was pretty good. Tasted like vodka and Fresca.
In other news, the dogs are getting along much better now.
And, someone is ready for their close up! This is a tough little lime tree that my good pal Binulatti gave me. See how it is growing? It is a happy little man.
posted by c'est trivial at 3:17 PM
2 Comments:
Nice lime tree! Coming soon: fragrant flowers, and then, margarita time! Do D&L know they're doing the horizontal tango? Who taught them how to dance like that? Patrick Swayze? Glad the visit went so well, parentnapping and all!
The tree is totally out of control. It's my new hero.
I think *someone* may have placed D&L in that compromising position. See it's like this: Lucas LOVES Django, but Django wouldn't mind it too much if Lucas just left... forever. Sometimes Django likes to threaten him with his teeth, a terrifying yellow graveyard.
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