I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all
Guess what one half of team P.A.N.D.A. told me.
It seems that someone in charge at a Children's Museum in England decided to hire a dog as a security guard... to the complete peril of the items he was responsible for securing.
Security guard Barney has destroyed a collection of rare teddy bears worth over $900,000, including one that was once owned by America's Elvis Presley.
Whoever hires a dog to watch teddy bears should expect a mauling.
I wonder how it all started. Did one fall off the shelf and startle Barney? Had Barney been planning this all along, for months?
You know, they're calling it a massacre.
Reporters have such a wry sense of humor.
A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.
I think he's sorry.
Will this stop the museum from hiring other dogs? From dog discrimination?
Apparently, no:
"We have asked the security firm not to send us that dog again," Mr Medley said. "I really don't want to see anything bigger than a Jack Russell."
It seems that someone in charge at a Children's Museum in England decided to hire a dog as a security guard... to the complete peril of the items he was responsible for securing.
Security guard Barney has destroyed a collection of rare teddy bears worth over $900,000, including one that was once owned by America's Elvis Presley.
Whoever hires a dog to watch teddy bears should expect a mauling.
I wonder how it all started. Did one fall off the shelf and startle Barney? Had Barney been planning this all along, for months?
You know, they're calling it a massacre.
Reporters have such a wry sense of humor.
A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.
I think he's sorry.
Will this stop the museum from hiring other dogs? From dog discrimination?
Apparently, no:
"We have asked the security firm not to send us that dog again," Mr Medley said. "I really don't want to see anything bigger than a Jack Russell."
posted by c'est trivial at 9:39 AM
3 Comments:
that kind of makes me want to buy the dog. "this is my fido. he destroyed elvis' teddy bear."
I wonder if his price has appreciated as a result of all this.
Oh jesus. You better keep this article away from D&L. They're going to think the Revolution has begun, and then - all fiber will be fair game. I fear for your snazzy wall hanging. And the drapes!
Proof that humans really are not the brightest of the mammals. I feel smart again. Even after yesterday.
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