For at least one summer, maybe longer

I thought people were saying "artistic" when they said "autistic" and "old timers" when they said "Alzheimer's."

Give me that Nokia E70!

I never thought I'd EVER be saying this, but I think I want a NOKIA! I used to have a NOKIA long ago... back when cell phones were novelty items and weighed as much as bricks. But, I think I really want this NOKIA E70. What?

That's right kind reader. Once I read this little thing I've linked below (thanks, L!) I feel so much better that MyPhone doesn't have to be an iPhone!

Read it!

I Shouldn't Have... No I Really Shouldn't Have...

...touched that iPhone. I shouldn't have looked at the internet with it. I should have resisted turning the thing on it's side... I should have never flipped through the photos. I should have never, never, never touched it because I know I don't want it...

...I don't want it right now. It's better to wait. It's prudent to wait. Apple is bad with first generation things. I know that. I know about the limitations of the edge network. I know the battery life foible. I know that it's about $400 more than a really expensive phone. Do I even make enough calls to justify $600? Can the cost be quantified in calls alone? What about freakin' directions and crap? See? I should have NEVER touched it! God!

And yet...

I need a new phone. I need a new iPhone. Now every phone I see looks dumb and lame. But not as dumb and lame as MyPhone, the free jalopy that came with my service that doesn't even have a camera... that has a calendar as a major feature. Well, it is nice to know what day it is.

Do you know what else MyPhone DOESN'T do? It doesn't show your friend's face when they call. It also DOESN'T have a speakerphone. And, you can't SEE your voicemail on it either. And while you CAN go on the internet with it, it sucks. It doesn't looks like the REAL internet. God. Furthermore, I hate that stupid iPhone song. I hate it. I can't get it out of my head. Can a song be smug? I think so!