Do You Smell Bozomeat?

Readers respond to Exiled Midwesterner and they, well, Bozomeat, don't kid around...

Turds,

Tonk's for the gange. We tonk tonk mighty biggie, brah.

I believe its called 4:20 because in 1950 it cost 4 dollars and 20 cents for 8 big macs, 20 large fries and a garbage bag full of coca-cola. If my calculations are correct, that would still leave you 9 cents to play 600 games of skee-ball, or whatever the F its called.

Mary Jane Jane
by Bozomeat

Mary Jane Jane
Jane Jane Mary
Biggie, Biggie tonky
Green, Green Wonky
Be-U-TI-ful bitches
only want me for me honky
Smoke-a-like me blonky
catch me if you hauny

I smoke tonky like I'm wicky
get ugly mug like tricky

smoke tonky like I'm tricky
an' get fugly like grace slicky

No, Mr. Police Man
Don't shoot me with your gun
Just because I'm fifty
an' smoke tonky wit your mum

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