Tuesday, May 31, 2005

So That's What's Wrong with You

I always wondered why you didn't get my jokes. Its you. Not me. I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but since we're internet friends, I think you should know that you could be brain damaged.


Hold on. Is your brain going to make it?


Here's the whole report? If you want to read it? I mean, if you think you're up to it? The Neuroanatomical Basis of Understanding Sarcasm and Its Relationship to Social Cognition or, in other words, "Yeah, and I'm the Fuggin' Pope!"

Seriously folks, its not just about laughs. Seems if you don't get it, you really don't get it:
“Understanding sarcasm requires both the ability to understand the speaker’s belief about the listener’s belief and the ability to identify emotions.”


I know you are. But what am I?

Thursday, May 26, 2005

I Just Got an Email

from Wilbur Ho.

Should I open it?

What about the one from a person who goes simply by the name of "News."

What a country!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ha-Ha: You Think You're Having a Bad Hair Day!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Young Mothers of the Sierra Madre's Debut!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A Common Thought

Am I meditating or did I just drift off to sleep?

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Controversial Post!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I Found Something to Tell You About!

Man. Do I love Larry David, or do I love Larry David? He's so funny. Even when he's talking about "important issues" like the John Bolton mini-scandal. Though he's a writer, somehow I can't really picture him using HTML. I'm thinking its that underling doing the dirty work. And boy is it dirty...

Monday, May 09, 2005

Important

Friday, May 06, 2005

Trackback and See

Thursday, May 05, 2005

New Feature to C'est Trivial!

From now on I'll be posting all future posts as comments on Exiled Midwesterner.

Just started. Take a look.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

How's the New Food Pyramid Going for Everyone?

I feel like all I have time to do all day is eat fruit. In fact, I just had a pluot (which is a cross between a PLUM and an APRICOT--that's two fruits in one!) and now I'm heading into a minneola tangelo. When it rains it pours.

Tomorrow: Nothing but pasta.