Mack?! Come Back!

Just...like... Uniblab, robotic kickin' flab
My flavor be the badder
chitter-chatter
Madder than the Mad Hatter
I bet you my shit come out fatter
got the data
to turn your body into antimatter
And just like a piece of sizzlean
you'll fit inside my stomach
with the eggs and grits between 
The King is what I mean
I mean
my man get a cup
and put some change inside your hand
Now hold up,
let's make this official
everybody let's agree that M.C.'s need a tissue
The funk's my only issue,
I bet your mama miss you
and I bet the Mack take off like an M.X. missile
No more of your whining
on the charts climbing
as I make the funk
kickin' out more harder than a diamond
And if you didn't know who's rhyming
I guess I'm gonna say Craig Mack
with perfect timing

..you won't be around next year
My rap's too severe, kickin' mad flava in ya ear


Here comes the brand new flava in ya ear
            
I'm kickin' new flava in ya ear



Craig Mack
1000 degrees
You'll be on your knees
and you'll be burnin', beggin' please
Brother FREEZE!
Man's indisputed
and deep-booted
funk smoke that leaves your brains booted
This bad M.C.
with stamina like Bruce Jenner
the winner
Tasting M.C.'s for dinner
You're crazy like that glue 
to think that you
could out-do
my one-two
that's sick like the flu
BOY, I flip
BOY all the time, 'cause
BOY, the rhyme you're kickin'
ain't worth a dime
Seems like there's no competition
in this rap world expedition
You come around,
I'll knock you out [of] position 
No flav
could ever dig a grave
for the Mack
the power pack
in black
makin' cement crack

..and here comes the brand new flava in ya ear
Mack's the brand new flava in ya ear

HAAAAAAA!
The Mack's dope
With more hope than your Pope
but for M.C.'s more knots than rope
I'd like to break it down
down-breakin'
forsaken
lords of M.C.'s shakin
with this track that my man's makin'
M.C.'s will run like a bomb threat
I bet   
or better yet
make you sweat
Gettin' hotter than the sun get 
Craig Mack is the flav that romps
from here to Tibet 
I break all rules
with my action
that the Mack sends
to M.C.'s stop relaxin'
This brand new Sherrif that's in town's
gettin' down
leavin' bodies buried in the ground 
I set up rhymes for a decoy
To off a bad boy      
Watch the M.C.'s I destroy and...

here comes the brand new flava in ya ear
Mack's the brand new flava in ya ear


        

I am having a love affair

It happens everytime someone sends me an e-mail with all the names (or is it just to me? I'll never know!) in the bcc line.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

SO much mystery. Why? Who are these other people. Are there other people? The thinking behind this way of living can only be:

• You can't know who else I'm sending this to because you will laugh
  
• You're the only one I'm sending this to and I wish to make you feel important
  
• You are also sending this to Charles Manson and you think if I ever found out that I won't be friends with you anymore
  

(You better bully believe it. I'd drop your ass like a slippery glass.)

No matter though. I love all three reasons. I am in love with communication methods.

You Might Already Know

But, it is worth reiterating for the possible unititiated, Talk Talk is a fucking awesome band.

1. The Colour of Spring
2. Laughing Stock


As is sometimes the case, for me they bridge that slippery slope of needs where I want to hear Peter Gabriel.

Guess what else? There's a new record out now that I'm very interested in. But, it's not by Talk Talk. I'm sorry.

Guess

What I'm doing this weekend.

Is it

• gambling
• basking in the sun
  
• some early spring cleaning
• finding a new gum brand
  

???????????????????????????????????????????
No.

I'm doing this.

From dawn to dusk people. FROM DAWN UNTIL DUSK.

My Accent

One and won are different. Won sounds almost like wan. Wan sounds like wand without the last d.

And, more: Milk, not melk. Bag not beg. Shedyule, not schedule. Nip nip, not napkin.

I Just Did a Complete 360

Secret #1: Food-Related

I only eat salad because you can't put salad dressing on bread!

Top 3 Dressings of My Lifetime

3. Goddess
2. Oil and Balsamic Vinegar
1. Honey Mustard

3 is all you get. Love it or leave it!

Shit!

Ms. Dinoire described how she awoke to discover her horrible disfigurement after her black labrador chewed off the lower part of her face while she was unconscious from taking sleeping pills in May last year in what many people contend was a suicide attempt.

Dorkmuch?

More D&L

OMG: The Brothers Together