Friday, March 31, 2006

This Literally Just Happened to Me. Literally.

I just, without trying spelled archipelago correctly.

I don't know how to pronounce it.

ArchEEEpelaaaaygo?

ArKEYPEEELago?

An Old Favorite



hi!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Band That Is Overrated and Underrated

is R.E.M.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Hobos? No!

There are huge spiders here in the NW that can gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!

Upon this grave bad news that I just heard, I am moving to Greenland. Ha-ha! They fooled us last time, but this time it'll work: I'm looking for a place that's-a all covered in ICE, where nary a hobo spider will try to take residence.

Carefully: It is a hobo. It has no affinity. It can claim capture to the soft inner-thigh kingdom annexed in your pantleg (God save us with tighter pants!) and just (like you might remember) gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

New Favorite Phrase Overheard at Work

I'm scratching my mind to try and figure this out.


A contemporary classic!

Friday, March 17, 2006

Science Corner!




I read about it on Gawker and now I'm simply frightened by the thought of rummaging in the kitchen (see? more domesticity) for a pasta-boiling pot and moving the salad spinner and lo, spotting this fucking fuzzy lobster right before it lunges at my face!

But. It is blind.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

New Purchases That I Feel Silly for Never Buying Before

Fabric shaver: gets the fuzz off stuff

DustBuster: totally busts dust

If you don't have these items, you might just be less domestic than me. And, that would probably be the first time. Still, two now can't-live-without items.

Inspired by one DR.*


*Pseudonyms protect the innocent. Never forget.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

I'm sick. I have a cold. I'm feeling under the weather. Achy. Irritable. I can feel my throat. Glands? Swollen. Hunger is at a maximum.

But, I really hope Santino wins Olympus Fashion week on the best show in America: Project Runway. It's just so killer. Better than Barney Miller and Taxi combined!


That's all.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

A New High in Internet

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Question



OR




I feel like the idea was much more successfully executed by Ms. Marshall. Especially, "The Greatest" and "Love and Communication."

I wonder if they know each other.

VOTE!