There are
huge spiders here in the NW that can gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!
Upon this grave bad news that I just heard, I am moving to Greenland. Ha-ha! They fooled us last time, but this time it'll work: I'm looking for a place that's-a all covered in ICE, where nary a hobo spider will try to take residence.
Carefully: It is a hobo. It has no affinity. It can claim capture to the soft inner-thigh kingdom annexed in your pantleg (God save us with tighter pants!) and just (like you might remember) gnaw your insides out from the outside IN!