Kittens

Belong on kittens. Not shoes.

I've HAD it with these kitten heels. Yes, they're certainly cute enough. But! They're also dorky and they break... They break A LOT!

For instance, why aren't these boots just flat?

Make a choice, shoes.

From now on, you're either full on heels:

or you're flat:

No more of this namby-pamby in betweeeniness.

We need demonstrative heels.

Thanks.

Only kidding, shoes! Don't take it personal!