Can You Believe?

Its almost been a whole year since I started C'est Trivial. We've truly had some good times on this thing. Remember when I went to Walgreens? What about that time I went to someone's wedding you've never met? Or, the time I had a bad breakfast? Remember when I was afraid?

Man.

Do You Smell Bozomeat?

Readers respond to Exiled Midwesterner and they, well, Bozomeat, don't kid around...

Turds,

Tonk's for the gange. We tonk tonk mighty biggie, brah.

I believe its called 4:20 because in 1950 it cost 4 dollars and 20 cents for 8 big macs, 20 large fries and a garbage bag full of coca-cola. If my calculations are correct, that would still leave you 9 cents to play 600 games of skee-ball, or whatever the F its called.

Mary Jane Jane
by Bozomeat

Mary Jane Jane
Jane Jane Mary
Biggie, Biggie tonky
Green, Green Wonky
Be-U-TI-ful bitches
only want me for me honky
Smoke-a-like me blonky
catch me if you hauny

I smoke tonky like I'm wicky
get ugly mug like tricky

smoke tonky like I'm tricky
an' get fugly like grace slicky

No, Mr. Police Man
Don't shoot me with your gun
Just because I'm fifty
an' smoke tonky wit your mum

refrain

Actually, I Don't Think I Could Put It Better Than This

This, which is officially the limit.

May 2

You wouldn't forget would you?

Don't You Miss It: Part II

Maybe all this taxtime anxiety has me yearning for simpler times, maybe its the fact that I grew up in Alexandria, VA: a lovely suburb of Washington, DC., or could it be that I love a certain three numbers a lot--I'm really missing this...

two two seven

r.i.p.

I Thought it Was Funny

Don't You Miss It?

What? Not my daily ramblings, but the daily ramblings of Bozomeat, of course. I really miss it. I feel like I've been looking forward to his review of Tuesdays with Morrie for just about forever now.

Another question I have is, have you done your taxes yet? I haven't. I mean, I did a preliminary run of them and figured out what the deal was, but I haven't committed it yet.

I'm curious--if I stack myself up against my readers am I more or less procrastinative?

What's the Stink About Sideways?

Pretty much everything. Unless you think watching a long boring movie about two overprivledged white males in the throes of midlife crisis against a backdrop of a load of blithering idiot winos sounds like quality entertainment. And if you do, why do you read C'est Trivial? The pinnacle of good taste and enlightening conversation.

Yeah. Winos. That's what they are.

From start to the long-awaited finish (ha. a pun for you) this movie was just dumb, dumb, dumb.

It did, however, put me in the mood to drink.