Guess what one half of team P.A.N.D.A. told me.
It seems that someone in charge at a Children's Museum in England
decided to hire a dog as a security guard... to the complete peril of the items he was responsible for securing.
Security guard Barney has destroyed a collection of rare teddy bears worth over $900,000, including one that was once owned by America's Elvis Presley.
Whoever hires a dog to watch teddy bears should expect a mauling.I wonder how it all started. Did one fall off the shelf and startle Barney? Had Barney been planning this all along, for months?
You know, they're calling it a massacre.
Reporters have such a wry sense of humor.
A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.
I think he's sorry.
Will this stop the museum from hiring other dogs? From dog discrimination?
Apparently, no:
"We have asked the security firm not to send us that dog again," Mr Medley said. "I really don't want to see anything bigger than a Jack Russell."