RIP Nokia

My father loves technology so he decided to upgrade my old jalopy of a phone that I have dropped onto pure concrete, that I have dropped into a sink full of dishes, that the dog decided to chew and that recently was mistakenly thrown out like a ordinary piece of garbage -- I had to root around in the trash searching for its tiny electronic bleat. This new phone is small and light and silver and new, but it seems to have the same weird problem as the old terrible phone, that is: trouble ringing. Seems to never ring. Huh.

Thanks Dad!